neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

(via it-goes-in-my-butt)

tumbledore-:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix:

abbysetcetera:

I didn’t realize this was a 3D gif. I thought the TARDIS was pole dancing. 

now thats what i call…sexy

image

what the fuck is with all the vowels in your guys urls?

(Source: karlimeaghan, via the-me-conundrum)

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

(via nerdybutt)

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

(via lunsch)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via troyesivan)

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

(Source: best-of-memes, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: katara, via ruinedchildhood)

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

(Source: bongfucker, via nerdybutt)